October
2004
 
 
Top Colleges Newsletter – October 2004
October 2004 - Volume 1 - Issue 10




Featured Article:
How to secure a better life with limited options
I got an email from a young girl a few weeks ago requesting some educational and career advice for her personal situation. Unfortunately, her email was accidentally deleted before I could respond. As I thought about solutions to her situation, it came to me that the situation was not unique and other people may benefit if I wrote an article.

The situation:
Our subject is a young, single mother who hasn’t graduated from high school. She likes children and thought nursing or becoming a pediatrician would be desirable careers. She was currently working in a warehouse and was concerned about getting funding for college. She was also aware that she needed to complete a GED.

The positives:
While this situation may seem pretty bad to some people, this young woman has a lot of things going for her. First of all, she is young, so time is on her side. Secondly, she recognizes that she wants to improve her situation. It’s important that she has a desire to improve her life. Third, she is currently working. Having a job to provide some sort of dependable income is a good thing.

The challenges:

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Top-Colleges Joke of the Month: HOW INSTRUCTORS GRADE THEIR EXAMS
Dept of Statistics:
All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.
Dept of Psychology:
Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind.
Dept of History:
All students get the same grade they got last year.
Dept of Religion:
Grade is determined by God.
Dept of Philosophy:
What is a grade?
Law School:
Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A.
Dept of Mathematics:
Grades are variable.
Dept of Logic:
If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has accumulated a passing grade then the student will receive an A else the student will not receive an A.
Dept of Computer Science:
Random number generator determines grade.
Music Department:
Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play the corresponding note (+ and - would be sharp and flat respectively).
Dept of Physical Education:
Everybody gets an A.


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